Long long ago, well, actually just about 4 years ago, in 1996, I bought a poster.

This poster was one of the Mantis Design posters with all the smiley faces on it.

Mine was entitled: Have a night.

Different faces had different expressions to make up different nights.

Examples include:

Have a starry night, Have a cherry night, Have a completely possessed night, and Have a hit by an armored personnel carrier night.

One of the 110 pictures on the posters was this picture of a llama, but rather than "Have a _____ night," the caption reads: "And now for something completely different."

That made me laugh.

So, put 2 and 2 together, the smiley faces on the poster equal the "smiley" and the random llama picture equals the "llama."

Thanks Amelia for making this for me!!!

Here are some links:

Email me. But don't bother me.
A Shrine to Excellence, Michael's (MY) Michelle Kwan Page
The Michelle Kwan Forum
KwanCentral MOOOOOO!
The EvilAardvark's Page of Poetry

Email me if you would like your link here.

Now time for some hellos.....

Hello Casey, Kayci, Ishbu, and The Reigning Ms. Equivalence:
You'll probably NEVER get your lazy ass to this page, but don't worry, I forgive you. Hey, look. Notice that you are the one I say hi to first... so if I ever die, you can look back on this page and say: "Michael said hi to me first." I don't know why you should have to wait until I'm dead to say that, but I'm just making conversation. I'm bored. As you can see. This site is a product of both boredom and the neverending questions on what a smileyllama is.
Hi Tyler:
Well, I NEVER get to see you, and you'll probably NEVER come to this site either. If you want you can kill Casey so that you are listed first. I'm purely listing you two alphabetically. The people below aren't alphabetical because they don't matter as much as my cool smart friends who DIDN'T come do WVC with their Michael..... :P!!!!!!(Ummm, people mentioned below, I DIDN'T mean that! ;))
Hi Danielle:
I know you are making people come to this page and when they ask what the stupid thing I wrote earlier is, you just look away and say "I don't know." So there. This is all you get. :P (you know I'm just kidding. You are the one psycho I can talk to like a normal human being...)
Hi Liz and Kot:
MOOOOOO! Hehehehe. I haven't SEEN either of you online lately! Well, if you are here, then you must be online. I'm probably online too. Otherwise you wouldn't have come here.
Hi Grace:
You are never going to come here... but if you do... you can link me to your page and I'll link your's to mine! So, how are you? Don't worry, I'm not cheating with Dreamweaver or anything on this page. I'm using Notepad. I decided that a simple page like this could easily be done with HTML so I didn't even bother. This page was done with Microsoft Word once, but that produced a source that was a pain in the @$$ to update! Anyway, I'm boring you. I'm probably on AIM boring you too. Oh well! :-D Guess you are stuck!! LOL

Email me (link above. I'm not making one here because I don't feel like typing the redundant a href= code.) if you want me to say hi to you.


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